I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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