Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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