I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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