is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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