I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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