marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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