Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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