We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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