True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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