How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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