Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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