i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
kristin has been a bad kristin
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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