your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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