She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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