North Korea, Best Korea!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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