i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there is puke in my bra ... again
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