i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
