...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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