My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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