Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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