And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
sex on a bike is impossible
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