How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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