Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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