Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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