Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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