Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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