Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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