Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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