Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize