I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Terrible idea I love it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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