I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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