Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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