It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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