Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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