i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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