I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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