I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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