Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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