if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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