Duck Duck Cougar?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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At least life still wants to fuck me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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