question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sobbing to NWA
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
