I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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