Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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