We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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