my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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