so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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