He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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