Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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