I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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