We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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