Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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