have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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