Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
