I hate all girls vehemently.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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