Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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