I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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