How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you never un-have a 4some
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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