You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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