help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize