I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
