So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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