so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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