would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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