you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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