I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀